Welcome!

by Shut Up Frank on March 26, 2012

in Humor, Music, Video Games

It’s with great honor and a fuckload of noise that I welcome you on my new website. Humor, music and videogames are my favorite subjects and thus it’s mostly what you’re going to read about in here as well as some other very interesting stuff, but not politics. Ok since you insist and that technically you can’t separate politics from humor, I may talk about it.

I like to think that i’m an idiot and that my writings are the works of said idiot. My beloved humor is often dirty, mean and most certainly irreverent. It may annoy you, or even offend you, especially if you typically are an “offended virgin” or if you tend to have a sandy vagina.

I must admit that I sabotaged myself coming up with the site’s concept. How you ask? Well I was aiming for the restrictive tagline that you can see on the page’s title (it’s up there, nah come on it’s higher, riiight there)  which is : Nasty Humor, Mean Music and Violent Video Games, but, Pink Floyd doesn’t sound like mean music and yet it’s a band that I love! I might talk about them from time to time. Of course, I could try jerking around and insist that One of These Days’ lyrics, excellent song off the Meddle album and a staple at their shows, “One of these days, I’m going to cut you into little pieces”, are a little violent in the intent of convincing you…

But, I’m a nice guy and since I’m so caring towards the human kind, I will try to sprinkle some good old tongue in cheek, mean spirited humor on softer subjects and it could look a little like this: “Roger Waters probably left the band because they wanted him to learn to play bass for real”.

Do not forget though, this is my realm and I’m it’s only master! Enjoy!